Pony

I have had quite alot of barking to do today and, this evening, Ian commented that I'd become a little hoarse. Hasn't he been paying attention? I'm not a pony, I'm still a West Highland White Terrier!

Tins

Ian comes up with some unbelievable reasons why I don't like human food. Tonight He told me I didn't like kidney beans because they were in a tin! So what about dog food? That's different, said Ian, tinned dog food is in cans!

Weather for walkies

It was quite windy when we went walkies this morning. Ian said it was blowing half a gale, which made me wonder two things. First, where did the other half go? Second, had there been a slight breeze, would Ian have said "It's blowing half a wind"?