Disguise

I've got a black smudge on my white fur. I got it by standing too close to the bag of charcoal during a recent barbecue session. In the Disney film 101 Dalmations, the dogs disguised themselves as black labradors by rolling about in some soot. I was trying to disguise myself as a Dalmation, but I didn't get very far before Ian put the charcoal away.