Food Bowl

Ian dropped my water bowl the other day while changing the water. It smashed - the bowl that is, not the water! So now I am using my food bowl as a water bowl and an old water bowl as my food bowl. Am I bothered? Not at all - as long as there's food on offer, I'd even eat it out of an old boot!

Training

While Julie was preparing our tea in the kitchen tonight, Ian accidentally shut us into an adjoining room so that we could watch but not get to our bowls until he said so. I don't think that's how it should be. I'm thinking about sending Ian on a course to learn how not to shut us away from where we need to be.

What's in a name?

Ian and Julie sometimes call me Woods. This has nothing to do with golf: Ian explains that it is short for Woody. But wait! Woody contains five letters and so does Woods. So Woods isn't a short name at all - it's just a typing error!