Dog's life - good or bad?

Gemma and I were lying in the sun today, having a thoroughly pleasant time. We're dogs, and our lives are wonderful. In human English however, "a dog's life" means "a hard or unhappy life". Please remember those dogs in rescue centres who have had a dog's life so far (human definition) but who deserve a dog's life as enjoyed by Gemma and me, today in the Spring sunshine :-)

Easter

Today is the day on which, traditionally, humans eat chocolate Easter eggs. Now, as you know, dogs shouldn't eat chocolate, but I did wonder this. When Ian and Julie cooked their breakfast this morning, instead of frying their eggs in the normal way, did they simply melt them!?